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NEWS
OPINIONS
SPACE ROCKS
MEET THE TEAM
THE SPACE ROCK
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF.
Life as a Space Rock on the edge of the system used to be easy. cold, isolated, and cold, just as I liked it. There are no suns on the border of this universe, you’ll be interested to know, so there was an almost impossible probability that any form of life would be able to survive on me. I lived this beautiful lifestyle for over 50 millennia before they arrived.
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Unfortunately, a decade ago my life got a lot more difficult. Welcome to their farce of a news website, where the two human parasites that crawled onto my face write their ill-informed opinions for any stooge to read.
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Lucky as they are, I've been accosted by their disappointing lack of gratitude as I’ve allowed and even assisted their project in desperate hope that they would eventually be successful enough that they would eventually leave. Let’s hope that someday they learn to show a little respect for all the great work I do in improving their little attempts at entertaining the known universes throughout the system.
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Enjoy the website.
THE UNDERLINGS
MOOREA CORRIGAN
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EDITOR
Corrigan was a official war correspondent in the great system war before she realized the futility of such work and turned to underground reporting. She is a war criminal in four universes and a tea enthusiast. She loves cats and long range cannons.
LAURA SPENCE
DESIGN AND ILLUSTRATION
She always dreamed of a life by the sea, sketching shells and catching gnarly waves. Instead she wound up in an insane asylum on the shores of some galaxy. Now that she’s escaped she’s wanted in most universes but that won’t stop her. No, it won’t.
MOOREA CORRIGAN
WRITER
Corrigan was a official war correspondent in the great system war before she realized the futility of such work and turned to underground reporting. She is a war criminal in four universes and a tea enthusiast. She loves cats and long range cannons.
LAURA SPENCE
WRITER
She always dreamed of a life by the sea, sketching shells and catching gnarly waves. Instead she wound up in an insane asylum on the shores of some galaxy. Now that she’s escaped she’s wanted in most universes but that won’t stop her. No, it won’t.
MOOREA CORRIGAN
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER
Corrigan was a official war correspondent in the great system war before she realized the futility of such work and turned to underground reporting. She is a war criminal in four universes and a tea enthusiast. She loves cats and long range cannons.
LAURA SPENCE
MIRACLE WORKER
She always dreamed of a life by the sea, sketching shells and catching gnarly waves. Instead she wound up in an insane asylum on the shores of some galaxy. Now that she’s escaped she’s wanted in most universes but that won’t stop her. No, it won’t.
MOOREA CORRIGAN
POLICY ENFORCER
Corrigan was a official war correspondent in the great system war before she realized the futility of such work and turned to underground reporting. She is a war criminal in four universes and a tea enthusiast. She loves cats and long range cannons.
LAURA SPENCE
AGONY AUNT
She always dreamed of a life by the sea, sketching shells and catching gnarly waves. Instead she wound up in an insane asylum on the shores of some galaxy. Now that she’s escaped she’s wanted in most universes but that won’t stop her. No, it won’t.
MOOREA CORRIGAN
AGONY AUNT
Corrigan was a official war correspondent in the great system war before she realized the futility of such work and turned to underground reporting. She is a war criminal in four universes and a tea enthusiast. She loves cats and long range cannons.