1. Select shirt. Preferably something made of a nice breathable material but you do you.
2. Unfold shirt. This is important, as unfolded shirts will fit better over the human body.
3. Refold shirt then unfold it better. We know that you didn’t do it properly, so try again.
4. Open the biggest hole in the shirt. It is what we imagine to be the bottom, below the two arm flaps.
5. Note the giant squid nestled in the right sleeve. There is one in every shirt, so if it isn’t there, keep looking.
6. Fight the giant squid nestled in the right sleeve. Be careful, squids are incredibly intelligent and are probably smarter than you, if you need this article.
7.Throw the squid into the abyss. Any abyss will do.
8. Pull your arms through the arm holes and your head through the second largest hole.
9. No, the other one.
10. There you go.
11. Congratulations! You’ve put on a shirt!
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